How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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