Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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