Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you never un-have a 4some
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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