that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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