if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
