Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I need a beard to bite.
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