I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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