And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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