Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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