yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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