..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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