haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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