I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
