I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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