I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
why is half of my head shaved?
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