I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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