i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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