all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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