i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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