Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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