it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I need to calm my uterus...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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