I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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