This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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