what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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