I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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