I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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