Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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