Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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