literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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