That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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