Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
