how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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