What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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