I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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