when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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