yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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