We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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