you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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