This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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