KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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