omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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