is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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