she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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