I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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