And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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