quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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