If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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