the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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