I wish i was in the wii world.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can you bring me the toilet please
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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