i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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